Monday, June 28, 2010

Hindsight Returns After World Cup Loss… Soccer is Gay

Author: Junior

I know we’ve been a little World Cup heavy here at the Bore. I also understand that most of you are men, and thus have a genetic predisposition to hate soccer. We owe you all an apology…

For a short while the entire country was on edge, collectively rooting for the Red, White and Blue, and here we were drinking the juice. All excited about Landon Donovan’s improbable extra-time goal I was ready to hit the stores and grab myself a vuvuzela. Next thing you know we drop the ball with a heart-breaking 2-1 extra time loss to a less than intimidating Ghana squad. Now us burger-eating Americans are stuck with baseball highlights on SportsCenter until football season starts up again… Ugh.

See you in another four years, soccer.

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