The most handsome man in soccer broke his 1,300+ minute scoring drought in international open play today. The goal was scored in the 87th minute against the lowly North Korean team, extending their lead to 6-0 in a one-sided Portuguese ass-whopping that would see a final tally of 7-0. Despite the razzle-dazzle of the shot, few here stateside are impressed, Ronaldo.
Tags: World Cup


