Last week I saw another Danica Patrick commercial, but this one was different. This one insulted my intelligence, and now I want her to fail more than ever. In this NASCAR Nationwide Series commercial, Danica challenges naysayers and explains that instead of defending herself, she, “Just drives.”
Yeah, drives like shit.
On Sunday she finished 31st in her 2nd NASCAR Nationwide Series race, three laps behind the winner. That means the lead cars passed her three times during the race. I understand being in the back of the pack, or even a lap behind in your 2nd NASCAR race ever, but three laps? Why the fuck is she even allowed out there?
To add insult to injury, Danica was penalized twice for speeding in pit row. She even had the audacity to ask her crew chief, “Why did I just get penalized for speeding?!” Because you were going too fast you dumb bitch!
Not only was her finish abysmal, but she showed zero class after the race. Instead of facing reporters like a true professional, she scurried off to her trailer for 20 minutes like a 14 year-old girl who just got dumped. After she had a chance to dry her tears she finally faced reporters as if nothing happened. Classy Danica.
I hate Danica Patrick, but not as much as the guy who put this video together. He fucking NAILED it!
hahahahhahahhaha good for that guy!
hey Stretch, you, like all the other haters out there are just afraid a girl will beat your favorite driver. i personally wish Danica had’nt gone over to the redneck racing league – she is too good for that in my mind,but i can understand her wanting to try and prove herself in another series. hopefully she will decide that she does’nt want to be there and come back exclusively to IRL where she belongs.