Bull fighting has to be the ultimate spectator sport, until the beast makes his way to the stands… Then it’s worse than the recurring nightmare I had in fourth grade where I found out Carrot Top was my biological father. At least we’re safe to enjoy our favorite sporting events from the stand here in the good ol’ USA, unless Ron Artest’s playing of course.
None the less, that bull is far and away more athletic than Albert Haynesworth. Did you see him lunge from the ring to the stands? Holy shit, how are you supposed to escape that thing? This señorita couldn’t even escape a horny golden retriever. Kudos to anyone that made it out alive.
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