Friday, September 10, 2010

The Rock Warns Buckeye Land

Author: Junior

Consider yourself warned, Columbus, the Rock done educated ya’ll. The U is making their way up north to dish out an ACC ass whooping in The Shoe. Right… then everyone’s gonna’ wake up and turn on ESPN to see Heisman front-runner Terrell Pryor embarrass the U worse than this guy’s treadmill did him.

By the way Rock, what’s up with “And if you don’t understand what I’m saying don’t try to understand, ’cause it’s a ‘Cane thing”…? You know what else is a ‘Cane thing? Cocaine addiction. Yeah, and sexual assault. So cool your jets and shave that stupid goatee, punk (O-H!).

Contending for “game of the week” will be #1 ranked Alabama versus Joe “oops I poop’ed my pants” Paterno’s Nitny Lions. The defending national champs gave us no reason to yank the #1 spot from ‘em in their 48-3 throttling of San Jose State, but we’ll see what they’re really made of when a Big Ten power-house makes a visit. Thank God football’s back!

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