Damon Evans has resigned from his post as University of Georgia Athletic Director, citing hypocrisy (see above) and possible future golf club assaults from his wife as primary causes. Evans was pulled over late last Wednesday in Atlanta for failure to maintain a lane, which eventually led to a DUI charge for Mr. Evans and a “disorderly conduct” charge for the 20-something year old chick riding shotgun, and nope, it wasn’t Mrs. Evans (he’s a married father of two).

To make matters worse police reports indicate that Evans attempted to use his position at the university to avoid any possible legal implications, pleading with arresting officer M. Cabe:

“I am not trying to bribe you, but is there anything you can do without arresting me?”

Wait, isn’t that exactly what a bribe is? Officer Cabe also explained that Evans asked to be taken to a motel instead of jail or to be let off with a warning. My favorite revelation, however, is that he was found with a “red pair of lady’s panties between his legs” when the officer arrived to his window, to which he explained, “She took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home.” Yeah, get her home and bang her. I’ve got a feeling Evans is going to be jobless and single here shortly…

Best of luck to Damon and his family in this tough time. Too bad Officer Cabe wasn’t a Bulldogs’ fan!

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