You do not want to mess with an Argentinean, even a feather-haired skinny one. Some poor cameraman found that out the hard way after jacking defender Gabriel Heinze in the face while he was celebrating teammate Gonzalo Higuain’s score in the 32nd minute. Heinze immediately retaliated, slapping the camera and snarling at the incompetent S.O.B. working the damn machine. Someone get that diva a Snickers bar.
Argentina would leave Soccer City Stadium Sunday with a 3-1 victory over team Mexico. The win puts them on track to face Germany for a shot to get into the final four (full bracket here) and gives the rest of the world more opportunities to watch their unorthodox (a.k.a. batshit crazy) coach Diego Maradona. Yahtzee.