Posts Tagged ‘Olympics’

Sunday, February 28, 2010

So Close… But Canada Wins

Author: Stretch


Ryan Miller was named MVP of the 2010 Olympics… take THAT Canada!

So close! The Americans rocked out with their cocks out and almost pulled off an epic upset against Canada. However, it wasn’t meant to be this year as Team USA lost 2-3 in sudden-death overtime.

The gold medal game in Vancouver yesterday was awesome, and I’m not even a hockey fan. I don’t watch hockey, follow hockey, or care about hockey in any way. However, yesterday, my friends and I were glued to the television.

Yesterday’s game wasn’t about ice hockey or the Olympics, it was about something far greater, patriotism. ESPN’s SporstNation did a poll on Sunday and 50 out of 50 states voted in favor of a Team USA win over Canada. Nevermind the Americans were underdogs and the hockey “experts” all thought Canada was way too good to lose (I put “experts”  in quotation because they are never right).

The fact that the US beat Canada once already in this Olympics, and then lost in sudden-death overtime, suggests to me that Canada never was a “powerhouse” or “over-powering force.” The only thing worse than hockey are hockey analysts (that’s right Barry Melrose and Matt Barnaby, fuck you).

Alas, we lost a heart-breaker, and nothing would have been more fun that watching our beloved Americans beat Canada in their own game. There’s always 2014!

Gold Medal in Stupidity

Half way through what would have been a record-breaking skate, Sven Kramer forgot to change lanes, and instead of tallying his second gold in these Olympic games he was disqualified from the event.

Team USA Beats Canada, 5-3

The US Hockey team beat heavy favorite Canada tonight in Vancouver. This leaves me with one question? If Canada can’t beat us in hockey then what’s the point of that country? I mean seriously Canada, you hang your hat on hockey, what now?

Winter Olympics Medal Count

I’m not a big fan of the Winter Olympics, but I am an SUV-driving, fast food-eating, jeans-wearing, gun-toting, red-blooded AMERICAN!

Evan Lysacek wins Olympic Gold

Last night American Evan Lysacek rode the skate of his life to an Olympic gold in the men’s free skate competition. I know it was the skate of his life because the broadcaster said so…

White Wins Gold in Vancouver

Shaun White was already the undisputed King of snowboarding, but he solidified that title last night in Vancouver. The ginger-kid scored a 48.4 on his final run, even though he was already assured gold with a score of 46.8 on his first run.

Pregnant Olympian - Kristie ...

Kristie deserves a round of applause for what she’s been able to accomplish, most chicks would just cash in on the maternity leave, way to work it ’til it pops Kristie.

2010 Winter Olympics Opening

Opening Ceremonies for the 2010 Winter Olympics were tonight, and I couldn’t care less. To prove this point, I was watching the Siena vs Niagara men’s basketball game tonight instead.