(Chad Ochocinco Shows Off His Johnson)

O.K., those sons-of-bitches at Reebok really are crazy enough to do this whole naked athlete viral video scheme. I must say, I appreciate that the Iceman threw a little poo-nanny into his video, but this latest installment is a solo feature of Bengals’ outspoken wide-receiver and SportsBore favorite, Chad Ochocinco.

Tip of the hat to Reebok for being so cost effective in their marketing department. Now lets just hope they sponsor Kiira Korpi...

When Motorola started the “Ochocinco News Network” (powered by social networking sites such as Twitter) last October the goal was to allow fans never before seen access to the star wide receiver’s life. Well it’s Superbowl weekend and they’ve up’d the anti.

This week, in an attempt to promote Motorola’s MOTOBLUR technology, the “OCNN” has added three additional correspondents to attend news conferences and parties following up to the Championship game along with Chad. So who are the new guys you ask? No, Brian Collins didn’t make the roster…

Motorola hired three other social network-savvy NFL stars to interview coaches and players leading up to the big game. Among them are Ravens Pro Bowl running back Ray Rice, Cardinals Pro Bowl defensive lineman Darnell Dockett, and Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.  The Ochocinco News Network crew will arrive at media day today in their very own OCNN van to begin their off-season reporting gigs.

Having several current NFL stars providing a behind the scenes look at the shenanigans of Superbowl week will be a completely unique experience, and with Ochocinco running the show you know it’s going to be a riot. So this week forget about ESPN, put down the sports section and check out the Ochocinco News Network to get your Superbowl fix.

Here’s what Chad’s saying about it…

Melting ice-caps? Eroding ozone? Going green? Child please! Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocino before getting shut-down two weeks in a row by Darrelle Revis, bought himself a gift for his 32nd birthday. The custom Freightliner took six months to build and I’m sure it cost a pretty penny. I’m also sure it gets less than 5 mpg and will be a bitch to parallel park in Mt. Adams. But it sure looks like fun to drive. Now he’ll have to talk to Cavs guard, Delonte West, about getting it “equipped.”

The legend of Ochocinco continues to build and this time it’s his twitter antics that are getting him Bore worthy headlines. Within the last couple of hours Chad has reached out to the president of the UFC, Dana White, and requested an exhibition match for charity with one (or both) of the UFC’s “#1 and #2 best fighters…”

The ball got rolling when ESPN’s SportsNation tweeted that Fedor Emelianenko and Brock Lesnar are the two best heavyweight mma fighters in the world. Ochocinco’s response:

“I’ll fight either one of them right now!!”

Soon enough Ochocinco was tweeting Dana White. Here’s the latest:

“matter of fact I want Anderson Spider Silva—please don’t ignore me or you’ll have to fight me yourself!!! Sincerely Esteban ”

Esteban…?  Wow. This guy was born in another universe, a universe where it’s normal to bribe refs and change your name to a spanish number that doesn’t technically exist.

Ocho, you’re my hero.