None of us here at SportsBore are NASCAR fans, but we thought it would be appropriate to at least cover the biggest car race in the world. So there you have it. Jamie McMurray won the 2010 Daytona 500.

End of story. See you next year NASCAR fans.

Other than West Virginia, where else can you find 200,000 toothless drunks who love race cars? The Daytona 500!

The Daytona 500 is the Super Bowl of NASCAR, but it’s the first race of the season, so I’m still confused how it’s the Super Bowl o NASCAR, but oh well (by definition wouldn’t the Spring Cup be the Super Bowl of NASCAR?)

To be fair, the Daytona 500 is the biggest single race of the NASCAR season, and they’ve been running it since 1959 back when NASCAR racers were grown-ass men with mustaches who smoked Marlboro reds. Now they fly to races on private jets and have personal trainers.

Who to Watch: Dale Earnhardt Jr. is NASCAR’s most popular driver. He’s a bonafide hillbilly and probably does drink beer in the garage. Mark Martin is a NASCAR legend and everyone’s sentimental favorite. Jimmie Johnson is NASCAR’s best driver and actually a very cool guy (drinks beer, curses and married a model).

If you’re not into NASCAR nobody here is going to hold that against you, but HBO’s 24/7 is profiling Jimmie Johnson’s prep up to this years Daytona 500 this year and it’s a pretty decent show. His wife is a former supermodel and his owner, Rick Hendrick, is the most dominate owner in NASCAR history. You can catch the show on HBO on Demand. Check out how hot his wife too. Wow.

So check out the show and if it tickles your fancy, tune into the Daytona this Sunday at 1:19 pm EST on Fox.

Danica Patrick may not be the worlds best IndyCar racer, but she certainly is the hottest one, and that’s been enough to make her the sports most recognizable athlete. She jumped onto the scene in 2005 after garnering “Rookie of the Year” honors, and at only 27 we can expect to see many more hot pictures of the speed junkie to come…  Oh ya, and a few more races too.

Real Salt Lake won the MLS Championship last night, almost completely discrediting soccer in the States as they became the first team with a losing record to win the championship. You know in some sports the teams that are miserable throughout the entire regular season don't even get to play in the playoffs…  Consider it. None the less the gang at the Bore tip our hats to the fellas from Salt Lake, congrats on the "W" ya' bunch of scrubs!

Also interrupting NFL highlights on SportsCenter last night was NASCAR crowning it's 2009 champion, Jimmie Johnson. Johnson did what no man has done before, winning four straight Sprint Cup Championships. It truly is an incredible feat as 29 competitive cars race week in and week out, yet four years in a row now the ol' number 48 car has finished a head above the rest of the field. Jimmie, you really are the greatest high-speed, left-turning S.O.B. to ever walk the planet, booya!

If only the Westminster Dog Show had crowned their champion last night, we coulda' got all this shit taken care of and outta' the way in one evening.