The stakes are raised in this installment of “Mascot Wars” as an in-state rivalry gets a shot in the butt when their mascots go at it during a basketball game. It’s no secret that Cal and Stanford don’t share any warm feelings for one another, in fact each year their football teams play in the “Big Game,” a classic rivalry that’s brought us such gems as “THE BAND IS ON THE FIELD!” This altercation took place on the hardwood, but it no doubt fueled the fire that burns between the universities.  For the most part it’s a weak display of grappling, though the bear does latch on to a pretty nice double-leg at one point. The highlight of the video is hearing to the nostalgic voice of Charlie Steiner dishing out cheesy one-liners over the scrum.

Click into the link to see the Cal band perform an homage to the physical dispute during a halftime show at the “Big Game.”

It’s been some time since we’ve seen our favorite feathery friends go at it, and so it’s time for another installment of “Mascot Wars.” This video is short and sweet, just like the altercation it focuses on.  A royal bulldog seems to playfully kick a blue hen in the tail, and the hen wasn’t having it. A take down and a shove ensue but the fight quickly gets broken up by a police officer (wow, that guy must be discouraged about what “protect and serve” really means). Stay tuned to see more goofballs grappling in mascot costumes in the near future.

The Oregon Ducks haven’t exactly built a reputation of sportsmanship, and we’ve got more video footage to prove it.

In this second edition of “Mascot War” we see Houston’s “Shasta” get punk’ed around by Oregon’s “Donald Duck.” Ex-University of Oregon athletic director, Leo Harris, made a handshake deal with Walt Disney allowing the university to use the likeness of Donald Duck as their sports mascot. In the 70′s the suits at Disney found that no formal agreement existed with the University, though Oregon officials were able to provide a photo of Disney and Harris arm-in-arm with matching Donald U of O jackets. The Disney brass drafted up a contract allowing the use of Donald to preserve Walt’s wishes.

Disney would be rolling in his grave if he saw the 0:36 mark…

It seems these two pep-rally nerds let their adrenaline get the best of them after hearing the crowds’ roar of approval. In this video Donald makes a transition from fake, fun-loving, WWE-style elbows to throwing serious, MMA-style ground & pound. After the beating Donald transitions immediately into intercourse. Had these mascots fought a couple decades ago the result may have been different as Houston used a series of live cougars to represent “Shasta” up until 89′.

Stay tuned to SportsBore.com to see more nerds in goofy costumes pop their fight cherries.

Welcome to “Mascot Wars”, our newest segment which features nerds in costumes dukin’ it out for whatever dignity they still have.

In this first edition we’re giving some love to the Midwest and the Big Ten Conference. Sparty got on the bus and drove into hostile territory when they went to face Wisconsin. It may be the home of ol’ Bucky the Badger, but a male member of the Michigan State cheerleading squad didn’t take kindly to ol’ Bucky snagging the Spartan flag and parading around the field with it. Unfortunately for Bucky that mascot head doesn’t provide the best peripheral vision…

Stay tuned as the gang here at SportsBore.com promise to bring you more of your favorite cute & cuddly mascots as they attack and degrade one another!