The Winter Olympics are back and therefore so is the popularity of snowboarder Shaun White. While “The Flying Tomato” has a lot going for him, the Bore can’t help but notice that there are two major things holding him back from reaching his full potential. First of all, to put it frankly, he is ugly. Remember the musical Annie? That little girl sure was cute… but when she grew up, stopped getting her hair permed, got even paler, and began masquerading as a snowboarding man, she wasn’t so cute anymore was she? His other problem is one that can still be fixed: his nickname is THE FLYING TOMATO! As bad as that is, it is not the worst sports nickname of all time. What’s worse you ask? Here are the top 5 worst sports nicknames:
