Posts Tagged ‘Kobe Bryant’

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Ron Artest’s Defensive-Do

Author: Stretch


(I doubt Ron got his do at Great Clips)

Ron Artest was rocking a new do today in Orlando when the Lakers faced the Magic in a replay of last years NBA Finals.

“Boogie”, Ron Artest’s barber, was interviewed by ABC during the game today. Boogie told ABC that Ron’s hair says “Defense” in three different languages on three different sides. Boogie said the hair took three hours for the yellow Lakers color and about 1 hour for the lettering. I wonder if Ron was drunk before he went to see Boogie?

Despite 4 hours in the chair, and Kobe’s 34 points, Artest and the Lakers fell to the Magic 94-96.

Ron, you might want to shave that shit off bud.

The NBA All-Star Game is a Joke

If LeBron James is playing in a good game, I’ll watch. If LeBron isn’t playing, then I’m not watching the NBA. The only other individual in the NBA who’s truly worth watching is Kobe Bryant, but I don’t like Kobe Bryant, so I don’t care to watch him play.

NBA Dunk Contest Needs Stars

Clyde Drexler, Spud Webb, Dominique Wilkins and Michael Jordan were NBA superstars in the 1980′s and 90′s. Their contemporaries today are Kobe Bryant, Dwayne Wade, Carmello Anthony and LeBron James.