So you’re at the ball game…
Beer in hand, a couple brats settling in your belly and enough peanut shells to cause a ruckus every time you move your feet. Your roommate made fun of you when you left the apartment with a glove but WHAM, fly ball right into your mitt, fuck you Kevin. Awesome, right? Wrong, you’re an obese woman being referred to as a man several times by the broadcast crew running the nationally televised game. Probably shoulda’ let some 12-year-old catch the thing.
Typically a school bus crash is bad for everyone, but for those in attendance at the Columbus Motor Speedway it was just another day of rubbin' and racin'. The Germain bus was enjoying a commanding lead until the Toyoda ...
(I knew J.C. was a power-bottom) The Pittsburgh Panthers enjoyed a 10-win season last year, but they may have to do without defensive end Jabaal Sheard come this fall. The 6'4" 260 lb. Sheard reportedly threw a man ...
(Z giving his best Yo Momma "ohhhhh" face) Well Cleveland, consider the knife turned. In a stunning act of betrayal Zydrunas Ilgauskashas has left the Cleveland Caveliers after 14 years, and for none other than the ...
We hear it all the time, Kobe or LeBron? You'd think it would be as simple as asking “Five rings or none?” or “Loyalty to a franchise or jet-set for a beach?" but for some reason the question rages on. That’s ...
(Casual manliness displayed at the :47 mark) Georges Laraque is a 275 lb. hockey enforcer and widely considered the best fighter on ice. He was voted "Fighter of the Year" by The Hockey News in 2003 and named number ...
Chael Sonnen’s mouth is like that cute, little 4-eyed kid in Jerry McGuire, completely stealing the show. The ex-NCAA wrestling stud is doing his part to promote the championship showdown between him and middleweight ...
Shaq, once the most dominant force in professional basketball, is now a free agent that seemingly no one wants to sign. Allen Iverson is in the same (sinking) boat. Anyone who watched either of their seasons last year knows ...
(Sad truth at :20 mark, let the looting begin) Despite the animated declaration of Cavaliers’ supremacy by owner Dan Gilbert, it was mostly smoke being blown up the asses' of Cleveland faithful. They're screwed, ...
Machida's Dad is a Hardass Who Thinks Lyoto Should Retire Miami celebrates, Cleveland mourns, and Bieber was totally fooled, bro More LeBron fallout, because there is no such thing as "enough" Oh yeah, there ...