Friday, April 9, 2010

Welcome Back… Asshole

Author: Junior

Tiger Woods made his return to golf yesterday at the Masters and it couldn’t have gone much better for the blasian. He ended day one towards the top of the leader board and at this very moment he’s tied for third in the 96 man field. Not everything went so well for Tiger in his 16th appearance at Augusta though…

A pilot out of Genoa, Ohio was dragging insults behind his Cessna for all the players and gallery to see (above). Tiger brushed the incident off when asked about it, saying “I didn’t see it,” but someone did… this morning the FAA told the pilot he had to fly his monogamous, wise-cracking ass back to the Buckeye state. It’s unfortunate, I would have liked to see the “Who’s got the best stroke?” banner he had for tomorrow.

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12 Responses to “Welcome Back… Asshole”

  1. 614 Native says:

    see people, this is why Ohioans are great. that pilot has some super cheesy lines but he’s still my hero

  2. Junior says:

    Yeah I wish the guy was a little more creative as well but still, what a man.

  3. eggs says:

    LOL! thats hilarious

  4. Junior says:

    ya dude’s pretty funny eggs! diggin’ the flow ur rockin btw. at the ten inch mark for locks of <3 yet??

  5. Kevin's bACON says:

    hahaha the second 1 is better for sure! Well played

  6. eggs says:

    haha i’m gettin close junior, at about 7 inches right now

  7. eggs, I bet you look like a cross between a transgender and a dike, if that makes sense.

    Sincerely,
    Straight

    FYH

  8. eggs says:

    fyh, i snuck a picture of you posting on sportsbore the other day

    http://tiny.cc/bb3me

  9. wow, what a creep, why would you want to sneak into my room to take a picture of my fat naked ass.
    Eggs, get a life other than creeping on fat old men like myself.

    Sincerely,
    Pervert Eggs

    FYH

  10. eggs says:

    oh fyh, what are we gonna do with you, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid

  11. Amy says:

    oh fyh, what are we gonna do with you, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid

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