Men are easy to please. They love sports, beer, food, and women. Three of those things go perfectly together, one doesn’t fit with the others, but ironically it might be the one we love the most (pussy is undefeated). Anyway, sports and food go together like our couches and our asses (very well). So we have decided to make a list of the best 5 foods to eat while watching sports.
The criteria for a great sports food is pretty simple:
- It has to be a hand food. First of all, you never know when you are going to have to drop everything to give a high five. Silverware would slow everything down. Also, the thought of fans holding sharp knives as their quarterback throws the game losing interception is frightening.
- Women shouldn’t like this food item. Women are great, but in most cases, they are horrible to have around when a game is on. They don’t know the game, and they don’t get why it’s important. The only thing worse than watching a game with a woman is watching a game with women playing.
- And finally, it has to be tasty… so here are our Top 5 sport foods.
1. Pizza (tops on most food related lists)
2. Chicken Wings
3. Bratwursts
4. Chili (spoons are OK in this case)
5. Cheeseburgers
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MMMMMMMMM….. whens football season back again?!?!
“First of all, you never know when you are going to have to drop everything to give a high five. Silverware would slow everything down” HA!
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