Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, what are we gonna’ do with you? Reports surfaced today that Tiger Woods has sought treatment for sex addiction and has been at a rehabilitation clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The news first cracked from a personal blog post by author/ex-sex addict (do you ever really quit?) Benoit Denizet-Lewis.
While we at the Bore send our love and good wishes to Tiger in his attempt to fight this addiction, we also would like to send him some spite and a big “fuck you.” Your problems are so much better than ours… More on the story as it unfolds.
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Can you imagine being in Tiger Woods’ therapy group? That would be unreal. Imagine hearing him share his demons, “Well, my wife wasn’t yankin the chain enough and daddy’s gotta get a release somewhere. I mean, I’m Tiger Woods. I’m the greatest golfer in history, and my wife won’t like my ass and tickle my balls like I want? That’s why I hooked up with freaky chicks. They weren’t afraid of my pooper.”
The entire time you’re thinking, “Tiger Woods just shared his deepest sexual desires and he’s a total freak.”
Unreal.
Crazy crap with Tiger, huh?Have many of his sponsers pulled out on him yet?
I think that that was really interesting. Good post!