Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tiger Texting Some Side Action

Author: Stretch

Jaimee grubbs and tiger woods

They’re not as bad as the voicemail, but still…

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend ;)

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together T

iger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop :)

Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true … I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don’t text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I’m blasian :)

Tiger: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off

Tiger: :) you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

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10 Responses to “Tiger Texting Some Side Action”

  1. SpankyWanky says:

    Blasian? Hhahaha! What a tool!

  2. 614 Native says:

    haha outrageous. this girl is gettin paid w/ all this stuff. hit the lotto

  3. zerohip1971 says:

    Holy shit Tiger! Your boy on the bag should have covered for you on this one. Don’t feel too bad, if everyone knew how much all the other pros play around this would be nothing. FYI never test, leave voicemails or e-mail. Just pump and dump!

  4. MDTERPS says:

    This is not tiger woods, This is such made up crap. who talks like this? this girl couldnt get money from tool academy so she has to make shit up. its sad enough shes on tool academy now this, go figure.

  5. Blue4ever says:

    “Blasian”??? Never heard that before but I love it! That must mean I’m Germtalian!

  6. Tiger_tales says:

    If this stuff wasn’t true they would not have posted it. It would be too easy to sue for. Just because it’s Tiger doesn’t mean that he couldn’t do this. Great golfer but he sure made a fool out of a lot of people. With so much involved (endorsements) and people (handlers) controlling his life, he basically had to live a secret life to enjoy himself while portraying a clean image. That’s what happens when people baby you. He needs to grow up and learn to speak for himself. Fire all those agents and live your own life. Too bad he had to put his family through this, so selfish. Life has a way of humbling people, if he has any conscious he will learn from this. If you feel the need to play around then don’t stay married.

  7. Papy Mann says:

    All of that story is made up.Big lies´Shame to you.

  8. durkadurka says:

    lol google it losers. its real

  9. I cannot believe that Bret Hart was on WWE this week! I hope we see him more often! I really miss him :(

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