Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tiger is Returning for the Masters

Author: Stretch


(Do you remember this Tiger Woods? I do.)

Tiger Woods is putting his ho’s and his problems behind him as he plans on re-entering competitive golf next month at the Masters.

“The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta,” Woods said in a canned statement.

“The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been a while since I last played.”

Woods has not missed the Masters since turning pro and luckily for golf fans this year won’t be an exception. The Masters is always a huge television draw, but now the entire world will be watching to see how fans react to Woods and how Tiger deals with the pressure.

Personally, I hope he wins that motherfucker just to spite the media and all of the haters out there. Love him or hate him, he’s still the best golfer in the world, by far.

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7 Responses to “Tiger is Returning for the Masters”

  1. Shake n' Bake says:

    agreed! & there will be loonyyyyyyy ratings if he wins. then life can become about golf again for him and not his “ho’s” hahaha!

  2. As my friend Riley said, Tiger Woods couldn’t have handled this entire situation worse. Only inviting select media to that bull shit cry me a river press conference and then yelling at the media for following his kids to school was idiotic. It was scripted and had no heart or real feeling behind it. Now Tiger is going to start at the Masters because he knows of the seclusion it will provide him from the media. SHOW YOUR FACE YOU COWARD! YOU F’D UP!

    Tiger you need to sack up and talk to media and answer the questions everyone is dying to hear. That is the ONLY way that you will get your reputation back as a good human being.

  3. eggs says:

    he shouldnt have to say shit, its his life, he can do what wants, hes no more or less human than the rest of us

  4. yeah eggs, peace, love, and harmony… shut up you liberal piece of sh*t

  5. eggs says:

    why didnt you sack up and admit you were wrong to the whole sportsbore nation for what you did in that front yard YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

  6. eggs says:

    or admit that you fucked the EXORCIST!!!!

  7. Front Yard Zero says:

    of course his speech was scripted, you expected him to improvise a speech that millions would hear? gimme a break

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