“Actually Bob, to be clear, Jamie enjoyed ATM, Rachel and Cori were into S&M”
This title would have worked a lot better for Jack Nicklaus (get it, the Golden Bear… hilarious right!?) But seriously, Tiger announced today, through a press release, that he is finally facing the music this Friday at 11:00am.
We’re not going to pontificate on what Tiger is going to say, but we all hope he’s honest and contrite. There is nothing more frustrating than seeing guys like Mark McGwire and A-Rod beating around the bush and not really admitting what they did. I hope Tiger faces his press conference like a real man and lays it all out there.
Reporter: “Is it true you were unfaithful with 16 women?”
Tiger: “No, I’ve banged at least 30 women who were not named Elin since I got married.”
Reporter: “Did you ever partake in orgies as some of the women have alleged?”
Tiger: “What happens in Vegas… but seriously, of course. If you were staying in a villa at the Bellagio and you were as famous and handsome as me, you’d have orgies all the time too, Bob. But you’re not, and you don’t.”
Reporter: “How will this impact your tournament play?”
Tiger: “Have you watched the last two tournaments? I could have won those tournaments with one arm, a rake and a hose in my bag. My personal issues aren’t going to help Phil Mickelson become a clutch player.”
Reporter: “Did Elin strike you?”
Tiger: “She bitch-slapped the shit out of me Bob, but I deserved it.”
I’m not banking on Tiger being that direct and honest, but let’s hope it’s not too far off. If I hear another sports celebrity dodging hard questions and reading a prepared speech I’m going to write a very unfriendly post about them! Very unfriendly!
Tags: Tiger Woods
haha! TV ratings for this might beat the Superbowl. Can I run an add for this event.
I’m gonna call ESPN and try to get a couple 30 spots during his press conference… guarantee it gets bigger ratings than the Olympics!
good point cwizzle! ratings for tiger’s press conference are going to be off the charts… I hope it’s entertaining!
Please, keep up the awesome work and continue to post topics like this. I am old fan of your blog.
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