(As it turned out, that Vanity Fair article unveiled very little of the “mystery” in Tiger’s life)

The crew at SportsBore wants to extend a big “congrats” to the world’s number one golfer and closet-slut, Tiger Woods, whom is reportedly out of sexual rehabilitation and back at his Orlando home getting into “golf shape” – a fitness level somewhere between couch potato and death.

(WARNING: adult content after the jump)

According to the AP Woods had been participating in family counseling in Arizona prior to returning home and has already been to the range working on his stroke (insert too-easy sex joke here):

Woods is back home after a week of family counseling in Arizona and is trying to get back into a routine that includes fitness and his first significant practice in 15 weeks, a person with knowledge of his schedule said Tuesday.

Woods returned to his home near Orlando on Saturday and has been hitting balls on the range at Isleworth, not far from where he ran his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree in a middle-of-the-night accident on Nov. 27 that set off shocking revelations of infidelity.

This is the first step to Tiger’s return to the sport, and though there is still no clear timetable for the golf icon’s return fans have to be encouraged by the news.

And I don’t mean to beat a dead horse fellas, but seriously… golf shape? John Daly was a walking heart attack and could still shoot a 2-under whilst wooing the trashiest milf in the gallery…

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