Time to show some appreciation to our valued readers by giving you all some free shit! This is the first installment of our new weekly segment, “Comments of the Week”, rewarding readers (3 per week) with the funniest, most witty, and cleaver comments with fancy prizes (bribes will also get you on the list). We know there are a lot of you goons out there that read and don’t comment, and that’s fine, just know that some day it could cost you two tickets to the Superbowl… Unfortunately this week we’re fresh out of Superbowl tickets, so winners will have to settle for this SportsBore original, “Three & Out” Cleveland Browns t-shirt. We promise as the competition heats up, so will the prizes! Without further ado, here are this weeks winners:
SteveTheSportsFan on “Sean Salisbury Joins Greg Oden in Shame“:
isn’t salisbury like 50???? i’m impressed that he can use the camera on the phone… my dad couldnt take a picture of his junk if he wanted to, he’s still figuring out texting
Near and dear to SportsBore employees hearts, Steve, most of our fathers are Neanderthals as well.
Front Yard Hero on “The Obama Curse“:
Obama must have called foopa charlie weis and Dick Rod right after they took their jobs at Notre Dame and Michigan. Jim Tressel screened the call.
Though misspelling an acronym is highly frowned upon (fupa = fat upper pussy/penis area), this comment gets bonus points for the Buckeye love and nick-name wit. Congrats FYH.
Chong on “2009-2010 LeBron Highlight Reel“:
Lebron is from another planet. A planet that is in the “Nuts on Your Chin” Galaxy.
We seemed to have a high volume of male genitalia on the site this week, from Salisbury and Oden’s internet debuts to the picture of this guy, so it’s only appropriate that the “Nuts in Your Chin” galaxy gets some love.
Honorable mention (awarded nothing but the pride of seeing your name in a post):
Rick Ross on “Leryn Franco: Javelin Thrower“:
she can toss my Javelin
We thought we had another winner here until we saw that last week THATperv said of table tennis superstar Biba Golic, “I’d let her paddle my balls any day!” Originality must be a factor, maybe next week Rick!
If your name wasn’t called there’s a simple solution, comment more and be funnier. If your name was called e-mail us at Rewards@sportsbore.com and we’ll hook you up. Thanks to everyone that reads the Bore, we love all most of you!
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HORSE SHIT! i didn’t know there was some “cleaverness competition”…. it’s on now, i’m not turning off my wit until i get one of those t-shirts
BOOYA BITCHES!!!!! i’ll email u now, seeing that i WON and all. toodaloo mutha fuckaaaas!
Congrats Steve! and Eggs if you’re reading this…. You’ll have your day
Time to start commenting! Glad to see you guys finally recognized we’re here
Where do we claim our t-shirt…im an XL right now but might be a XXL in a couple weeks. No I’m not lifting either.
Hola,
No estб seguro de que esto es verdad:), pero gracias a un cargo.
Garretot
A great post please keep more coming thanks
You can definitely see your enthusiasm in the articles you write. The world hopes for more passionate authors like you who aren’t fearful to say how they feel. Always follow your heart.
sportsbore.com’s done it once again. Superb read!
Really great writing. Honest.
Really interesting post. Honestly.
I would love to be with Obama when he talks