(Ron Jeremy, entrepreneur, porn legend)
Most self-respecting porn stars don’t use their given name. Now I realize the terms “self-respecting” and “porn stars” don’t usually go hand-in-hand, but bear with me because I’m heading toward a point.
The porn industry has a tried and true system that helps aspiring porn stars come up with on-camera nicknames. Stars like Jenna Jamison, Lexington Steele and Ron Jeremy (above) have all used the following method to come up with their on-camera names. It’s a simple formula that yields tremendous results:
Porn Star Name = Middle Name + Street You Grew Up On
Last night, while I was drinking Zima’s with my buddies, we started sharing our respective porn names with each other. We were laughing heartily when it hit me… what would Shaq’s porn name be? How about LeBron? Peyton Manning? etc, etc.
I started trying to come up with their names but the problem with pro athletes is there is no information about what street they grew up on. This left me with a huge dilema, so I had to call an audible and came up with the following formula for pro athlete porn names:
Porn Star Name = Middle Name + Head Coaches Last Name
So, to fulfill my own curiosity, and test this new formula, I created a list of some of the best athlete porn names using this new method. Needless to say, I was amazed by the results! So who’s your favorite? Do you like the formula? Am I missing any good ones out there?
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LeBron James “aka” Raymone Brown
Shaquille O’Neal “aka” Rashaun Brown
Peyton Manning “aka” Williams Caldwell
Derek Jeter “aka” Sanderson Girardi
Dwyane Wade “aka” Tyrone Spoelstra
Tiger Woods “aka” Tont Harmon
Brett Favre “aka” Lorenzo Childress
Maria Sharapova “aka” Yuryevna Landsdrop
Candace parker “aka” Nicole Gillom
Michelle Wie “aka” Sung Leadbetter
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Tags: Brett Favre, LeBron James, Lists, Peyton Manning, Shaquille O'Neal, Tiger Woods
Brett Favre’s porn name is Lorenzo Childress… ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Braves 2B Brooks Conrad aka “Litchfield Cox”
Indiands 3B Andy Marté aka ” Manuel Wege”
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Chelsea next in the Semi-Final
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