Thursday, July 1, 2010

Chris Simms Pulled Over on his Magic Carpet

Author: Junior


(Holy farmers tan)

And yet another athlete joins the list of canibusuers, brah. Chris Simms, 29, was pulled over at 1:30 am in New York City when officers detected the scent of marijuana, or some fire-ass nugg as Lincecum would say. Simms is the son of Giants’ legend Phil Simms and backup to Vince Young for the Tennessee Titans, though hobbies on his facebook page list “Slappin’ da bass” and “blowing glass”… We should have seen this coming.

Simms will face arraignment in Manhattan Criminal court. More news as it comes.

3 Responses to “Chris Simms Pulled Over on his Magic Carpet”

  1. giggaboo says:

    Lincecum, Phelps, Simms, and many, many more…

  2. asthma is a mofo says:

    Don’t smoke weed kids, it gave Phelps a horrific lisp.

  3. cumstain on ur pillow says:

    hey hey heyyyyyyeeyyyyyy, smoke weed every day

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