And yet another athlete joins the list of canibusuers, brah. Chris Simms, 29, was pulled over at 1:30 am in New York City when officers detected the scent of marijuana, or some fire-ass nugg as Lincecum would say. Simms is the son of Giants’ legend Phil Simms and backup to Vince Young for the Tennessee Titans, though hobbies on his facebook page list “Slappin’ da bass” and “blowing glass”… We should have seen this coming.
Simms will face arraignment in Manhattan Criminal court. More news as it comes.




Lincecum, Phelps, Simms, and many, many more…
Don’t smoke weed kids, it gave Phelps a horrific lisp.
hey hey heyyyyyyeeyyyyyy, smoke weed every day