Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Jerry Jones – Hammered

Author: Junior

I’ve always imagined Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lounging around piano bars on the weekends drunkenly bad-talking ex, current and possible future members of his organization. The millionaire explains in the video that Romo was a miracle, that he wouldn’t draft Tebow in the 3rd (or any) round of the draft, and that Bill Parcells, even though he loves him, is “not worth a shit.” Thank God for camera phones!

6 Responses to “Jerry Jones – Hammered”

  1. I would love to spend the night out with Jerry Jones. I have a feeling that the man could drink any person under table and he would tell the wildest stories.

    I wonder if he has laid pipe on any of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

    Sincerely,
    Is it weird that I am picturing Jerry Jones and a cheerleader doing it and liking the image?

    FYH

  2. Junior says:

    hahaha I think intercourse with ol’ Mr. Jones is a prerequisite to becoming a cheerleader!!! & yes, that is weird FYH, but I’m just glad there was no mention of tube socks.

  3. eggs says:

    Yeah i would like to spend a night out with him too. We would go to a mexican restaurant and he would get way more hammered than everyone else off of margaritas. then we would go back to Juniors apartment and he would throw a temper tantrum and cry like a baby….oh wait, FYH already did this….my bad

  4. Junior says:

    ZING!

  5. Dem cowboy boots the girls wear do the trick for me junior.

    Sincerely,
    Don’t have just a tube sock fetish

    FYH

  6. Stretch says:

    That is incredible footage! I love seeing what these public figures are like in real life. Cheers to Jerry Jones for partying hard and telling it like it is!

    Fuck Tebow!

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