(More like “XXL” Mike…)
The Cleveland Browns have entered a new era as Mike Holmgren has been hired as the the team’s President. Much like each new blind date you set up on the internet (you know who you are) it begins with hopes and dreams and will likely end with loneliness and tears. Holmgren will reportedly gain full control of the franchise’s decisions and will get truckloads of cash for it. At least when you sell your soul to the devil you’re guaranteed a Super Bowl, just saying…
Browns owner Randy Lerner released this statement:
“We are pleased to announce that Mike Holmgren has agreed to join the Cleveland Browns. We will spend the rest of the week finalizing the details of the agreement and will make a formal announcement next week, at which time we will make him available to the media.”
Will Holmgren have what it takes to turn the once great Cleveland franchise around? It’s more likely he cures cancer. It’s not his fault, he just doesn’t have a lot to work with. At least the hire gives Browns fans a chance to convince themselves next season will be the one this whole damn mess gets turned around. Dream big Brownies, dream big.
Tags: cleveland browns, mike holmgren
LOL @ the caption!!! i think this will help… paying for executives doesn’t take out of your salary cap does it…?
The browns finally sacked-up and spent the money neccessary to turn that shit-bag organization around. Congrats to Mr Lerner!!!!
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