Monday, May 10, 2010

Brian Cushing Suspended

Author: Junior


(“He’s on the punt return team for three years, then he gains 35 pounds of rip in one summer and an attitude to go with it?” -The Program)

Steve Lattimer Brian Cushing has been suspended for violating the league’s performance-enhancing policy. Wait, Brian Cushing took steroids? Never would have guessed. The Texans will have to make due without last season’s defensive rookie of the year for the first four contests of the 2010 season. The stretch includes games against the Colts, Redskins, Cowboys and Raiders, leaving no doubt Houston will be missing their Pro Bowl ‘roid head.

3 Responses to “Brian Cushing Suspended”

  1. kevin's bacon says:

    from cow nipples to WTF?!?! yeah…. i think we could have seen this coming

  2. eggs says:

    did he think it wouldnt go unnoticed? what a ratard, FUCK USC!

  3. Stretch says:

    that guy didn’t pass the “eye test” for steroid abuse!

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