Monday, August 16, 2010

Udonis Haslem Caught Red-Eyed

Author: Junior

Whattaya’ know, another athlete got caught with the pot. I thought this stuff was supposed to be bad for your health or something? Udonis Haslem, one of those guys on the Heat team not named Wade, James or Bosh, was arrested in Miami-Dade county Sunday for possession of over 20 grams of marijuana. Holdin’ that kind of weight can earn ya’ a third-degree felony with the possibility of a $5,000 fine and a five-year prison sentence. That’d be a real shitty ending to what started as a speeding violation. Still, three of his teammates have keys to the city, so they’ve gotta’ be able to break him out of there.

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