Jalen Rose may not be the most eloquent NBA analyst in TV Land, but what he lacks in enunciation, he makes up for with substance. Every once in a while he’s guilty of dropping “boff” or “strengf” during a highlight, but his one-liners make up for it. Don’t believe me? Here are some of Jalen’s gems…
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“I remember draft night, I shook David Stern’s hand while rocking a red suit with white pinstripes and red gators … I’ve always been a trendsetter.”
“Like I told the guys earlier, once he turns 21 and is able to drink, it’s over.” (comment after LeBron James scored 56 points against the Toronto Raptors)
“It must have been two in the morning when we got to Detroit, ’cause nothing was open but hospitals, jails, and legs.”
“I’ve got to stop this. My entourages are getting entourages.”
“I’m a GM in fantasy basketball and I’m a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don’t know.” (commenting on Vince Carter’s trade to Orlando)
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Tags: Jalen Rose, NBA
HAHAHAH “…My entourages are getting entourages” classic
“the only things open in Detroit were hospitals, jails and legs”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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