Saturday, February 13, 2010

NBA Dunk Contest Sucked

Author: Stretch

I wasted 30 minutes of my life tonight watching the NBA dunk contest. Nate Robinson won his third straight dunk contest and I don’t even remember who the other dunkers were. I can’t imagine how pissed the fans there were. If I had spent a few hundred dollars to be there in person I would have booed, very loudly.

It’s a shame the NBA can’t get better players and put on a better show. I did a post a few weeks ago titled, “The Dunk Contest Needs Stars” and apparently David Stern didn’t read it. He probably should have because we could have saved him some embarrassment.

The contest was so bad that Charles Barkley and the boys on TNT made fun of how lame it was during the telecast. The entire show was just sad. I should have known better and watched the curling quarterfinals at the Olympics instead. I’ll keep that in mind in 2014. Fuck you David Stern.

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20 Responses to “NBA Dunk Contest Sucked”

  1. adrn says:

    you are correct this sht was the most boring dunk contest i have ever seen actiolly evrything from saturday sucked sunday better not suck

  2. dontletshannondunk.com says:

    terrible. gerald wallace does a dunk that wouldn’t be impressive in a game, shannon brown does a dunk where he switches hands…incredible. david stern should just offer 50,000 to charity in the name of the winner and put the big names in it. everyone is worried about injury, when was the last time someone got hurt in the dunk contest? Did Julius Erving tear his ACL jumping from the foul line? Did VC break his arm putting his elbow in the rim? Come on.

  3. James M says:

    Lmfao. Dude, A fucking men. That was the worse dunk contest I ever watched. Me and my brothers were looking at each other like, what the fuck is this shit? Gerald Wallace’s dunks were so bad. Shannon Brown? 44 inch vert and that’s all he could do? For real? Fucking pathetic. DeMar DeRozan did okay I guess for a rookie. Nate Robison’s dunks couldn’t of won any slam dunk contest except this one. The NBA needs to put some Team Flight Brothers dunkers in there then throw LeBron James and Dwight Howard in the mix and see what happens. Give the fans a show. I would’ve demanded my money back if I was at that shit. Damn.

  4. Pistol Pete says:

    You guys couldn’t be more dead on! Fuck the NBA dunk contest! I don’t know if David Stern is the problem or NBA players today are total fucking pussies? Why don’t the real stars participate anymore? Afraid of losing? Pussies.

    The NFL stars HIT each other in Pro Bowl and these guys are afraid to try a few dunks?

    Ridiculous

  5. Alex Thigpen says:

    What’s the point of even having the dunk contest anymore? Gerald Wallace? He looks like an And-1 legend, not an NBA dunk contestant. Shannon Brown? I did that dunk in high school intramural games.

    You know who should be pissed is Sprite for sponsoring that shit-bag event. Now excuse me while I go buy a case of Sierra Mist and watch the Winter Olympics.

  6. Stretch says:

    You guys are on point as usual. Anoher thing that annoyed me were the NBA all-stars sittin courstide acting like they’re cooler than Kanye West. Did they all call each other and agree to go with the preppy white-guy outfits and sunglasses?

    If I were David Stern I would give them nosebleed seats and tell them if they’re not in the contest, they’re not sitting courtside. Then I’d give the tickets to underprivliged kids and the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

    Aside from LeBron James I honestly don’t know a reason I would still watch the NBA. I am DEAD serious. The product today is garbage, period.

  7. I couldn’t agree more. Last night was one of the worst ever.

    Here’s my take and a few suggestions to get things started back in the right direction.

    http://sportschump.net/2010/02/14/dunk-you-very-little-nba/2972/

  8. Jjones24 says:

    You bitches, you are all ungrateful..They did the best they can do Demar DeRozan dunk off the side of the backboard was exciting. What can you fat asses do, not SHIT!!! LeBron ain’t SHIT either get off his dick and suck mine ha ha. KOBE! KOBE! KOBE!

    !!BITCHES!!!

  9. King Kong says:

    Jjones, that dunk contest was a fucking joke. If you think otherwise you’re a moron

    By the way, I might not be able to dunk like those guys, but I bet I could dunk my balls in your mouth and still have won the dunk contest last night

    Finally, Kobe is a piece of shit

    LEBRON ROCKS!

  10. E2DAZ206 says:

    it don’t matter what we can do the whole point of watchin the NBA is to see something u never seen before we don’t want to see the same shit over and over includin pathetic dunks and it don’t even matter Lebron or Kobe I would rather see one of them in the dunk contest then those other guys I never heard of who cares if they were tryin these guys are supposed to be the BEST IN THE WORLD so of course we are gonna expect nothin but excellence this is not college where we can be like oh well these guys are still young they are tryin there best like seriously NBA is supposed to be the best so live up to ur name thats all I am sayin I would rather watch the High school dunk contest then the NBA dunk contest I really think that college and High school have better dunk contest and thats pretty sad that people pay so much to go see a dunk contest like that wen they could go see a way better one if they watched the college dunk contest I really feel college is becomin better hen NBA feels like players play harder and work harder NBA seems to lazy now a days except for a few players but overall its pretty lazy we need to bring it back to the old days where teams would play their butts off and would play 100% through out the game NBA is startin to become bitches and being to worried about being hurt lets juss throw te NBA into the NFL and show them wat gettin hurt really feels like

  11. MookDaddy says:

    King Kong, you owe me a new keyboard – “I might not be able to dunk like those guys, but I bet I could dunk my balls in your mouth and still have won the dunk contest last night” -made spit me energy drink all over mine. I am going with the conspiricy theory that these dunks were planned to be as boring as watching grown men drive in circles for 500 miles. That way the big names will be guilted into participating next year.

  12. phat-smurf says:

    i could not have said it better myself, that was embarrassing for the nba, they really need to do something about the dunk contest, get some decent dunkers, i mean shannon brown? wtf david stern.

  13. King Kong says:

    MookDaddy… give me your mailing address and I’ll send a new keyboard ASAP : )

    I agree with you and phat-smurf… I smell NBA conspiracy. The only way I can justify how bad the NBA dunk contest was is to consider that they purposely made it bad by inviting un-talented dunkers so they can guilt-trip LeBron and Co. next year.

    These guys just did a post on the REAL dunk champ, which I thought was awesome… http://sportsbore.com/nba/the-real-dunk-champion/

  14. mr 42 says:

    this contest was horrible shannon let me down he fucking sucks in game and all he has to rely on is his vertical and he couldnt even use that fuck the dunk contest i could do all of those dunks and im 15

  15. Stretch says:

    Hahahaha! way to keep it real mr 42!

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  19. KD35OKC says:

    that had to be the lamest dunk contest I saw in my life the stuff was so weak the only part sweet about it was charles barkley and the crew making fun of it that was a danm shame i swear if they do that again you goin to see the fans in that building riot!!

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