Wednesday, August 25, 2010

John Mayer Gives Cleveland a Reason to Cheer

Author: Junior


(Dan Gilbert proves his lunacy again signing this chump. What is he, 5’9″?)

I know what you’re thinking, John Mayer’s a fag, right? Wrong meathead, get with the times. First off, he got with Rachel from Friends… boom. Second, Mayer is an avid sports fan and uses his hardwood knowledge to pick up fans in every demographic. The guitar playing savant was in good ol’ Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio last week when he took the stage for an encore in the above customized No. 83 Cavaliers jersey.

Okay, pretty cool. Only it becomes cooler than L.A. Lights in ’93 when you hear what he promises the fans:

“Our last show this tour, September 11th in Miami, I’m going to come out on stage wearing this in Miami. I promise.”

I don’t know why we had to bring 9/11 into it, but I like what I’m hearing out of Mr. Wonderland. Check out a video of Mayer making the promise to LeBron’s ex-jesters after the jump.

Didn’t know you were going to be sent into a trance with 30 seconds of pantie-wetting guitar melody, did you? Bonus, you’re welcome.

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