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I was just forgetting about the Phillie asshole that purposely vomited on a 15-year-old girl and all of the sudden ESPN starts pumping out polls, interviews and segments on a new incident that took place at Citizens Bank Park Monday. Steve Consalvi, a high school senior headed to Penn State next fall, thought it would be a once in a lifetime experience to run on the field during a game. He even called his father for permission, which he wasn’t granted, but boys will be boys…
Consalvi would zig-zag around the outfield, evading the security crew to the delight of the crowd, until one of those chubby bastards said “fuck it” and ripped out a taser gun. Yup, it truly was a once in a lifetime experience. Tuesday a 34-year-old copy-cat attempted to pour gas on the flame by jumping the outfield fence and giving it a go of his own. He was quickly captured without incident, nor tasering, and charged with marijuana possession, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct and other counts. Reports confirm he did not call his father for permission.
Clearly having fun & where’s he going to escape to?? None the less, funny for me to watch! If the kid got charged with something after being humiliated on national tv all day yesterday I’d really feel bad!
I love how people are debating whether or not fans who rush the field should get tasered… I mean, this is a free country, but you can’t just do whatever the fuck you want and not expect consequences.
I think its funny when a fan streaks and/or runs onto the field of play, but that fan deserves to get tasered, beat up, and thrown in jail too. If I rush the field and get tasered and get a black eye and some sore ribs I’d say to myself, “Yep, totally deserved that!”
People need to start being more accountable and stop bitching after they do something stupid.