Sunday, August 1, 2010

Jeremiah Masoli heads to Ole Miss

Author: Junior

Disgraced ex-Duck Jeremiah Masoli has found a new home in Mississippi. After being embarrassed by Jim Tressel’s Buckeyes in January, the gun-slinger took to a life of crime, robbing frat houses of their guitars and Mac Books. Subsequently, Ducks coach Chip Kelly – whom famously refunded a fans travel expenses after the embarrassing LeGarrette Blount incident – suspended Masoli for the 2010 season and eventually dismissed him from the squad in June after running into more (…fun) legal problems.

The Heisman hopeful was without a team until Sunday when he announced on his website that he’d be a Rebel. He also explained he’ll be joining the parks and recreation management program having already earned his bachelor’s degree at Oregon. Yeah, figured he was into horticulture. The move allows Masoli to be eligible for this season, which is just months away (thank God).

I for one think this kid is going to be comeback story of the year. He’s made some questionable decisions but there’s a picture of he and his grandma on the front page of his website. How can we root against that?

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