(Dick-Rod’s emotional response to allegations of NCAA violations when they first surfaced this past August. Unrelated: Very, very subtle fart from a media member at the 1:28 mark… turn up your volume)
As if hearing roars of “O-H-I-O” circling the Big House last November wasn’t shameful enough, the stench has gotten even worse from up north…
News broke today that, despite adamant and emotional denial from head coach Rich Rodriguez last August, the Michigan football program was in fact out of compliance with NCAA practice time rules. This is kind of like when I found out Santa wasn’t real the year after I asked my folks about his existence skeptically. They could have just gave it to me straight that first go ’round, then I wouldn’t have wasted my entire 94′ trying to get off the “Naughty” list.
For whatever reason “Dick Rod” comes off as a natural villain. Maybe it’s his perversion of the English language, as demonstrated in the above video at the 1:31 mark:
“A coach of ours would work with these guys any hours they wanna’ work with. He’ll go to church with them on Sunday. Our staff will do anything that our players want for us to do to help them achieve their goals.”
Yeah coach, I’m sure that’s what the NCAA investigators found… Guys like Jonas Mouton sharing communion and saying their prayers with good ol’ coach Robinson on Sundays.
Now that the cat is out of the bag Rodriguez has admitted to making “mistakes” in overseeing his staff, though despite the mistakes, crocodile tears, and attempt at using God for political leverage, incoming athletic director David Brandon has said that Rich will remain head coach of the Wolverines this coming season.
Somewhere in Columbus a couple dudes in scarlett and gray are banging their glasses together with a smile.
Tags: Ohio State
HAHAHAHa! i love that he said he made “mistakes”….. this wasnt his first season as a head coach…. has he been making these “mistakes” his entire coaching career???? ya. he is a cheater
im glad its not just the buckeye-bias that makes me hate this guy. what an ass, keep him around michigan!
Dick Rod is a boner-chugging faggot… looks like another 10 years of Ohio State domination!
Rich Rod and Les Miles are both d-bags.
I heard the fart! Very subtle but no question its real. I’d love to see footage looking into the press to get their reaction. It would also be fun to play “who dun it?”