If you weren’t willing to take it from LeBron than take it from us, John Wall is that good. As if it weren’t enough being the obvious number one pick next year and having a shot at taking the glory-restored Wildcats to the big show, a simple 4-seconds of hip swaying from the freshman phenom set off a world-wide domino effect in the form of the “John Wall Dance.”
The dance consists mostly of flexing and being awesome and, as you’ll see in the video, has spread from Bluegrass country to the pyramids of Egypt to the Great Wall of China… making the dance more cultured than you could ever dream of.
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hahahah john wall is the man, cant believe how this dance has spread!!! lol on an NBC show???? thats making it
john wall is the bees knees. why cant my school have something as cool as “Blue Madness” or whatever???? that was fucking awesome!!!! strobe lights and smoke machines at a school function??!?!?!? AWESOME
Pardon the “indulge” misspelling btw Bore nation. Wayyyyyyy too hungover to re-upload everything though. My apologies
I just pissed myself laughing!!! hahahahahahaha! I wonder how wet that fat girl with the UK t-shirt on would get if John Wall smiled at her during class.
I’m guessing you’d need flippers and a snorkel to survive!
That dance is tight. That dance is right. That dance is gonna get me laid tonight. Word.
‘Blue’ nation is a bunch of redneck hillbillies as evidenced from this video… John Wall needs to get on his knees in front of Evan Turner (the best player in the country) and do that same dance but with Evan Turner’s D*CK in his hands.
Sincerely,
Spluge
FYH
You’re going for two shirts aren’t you??? Lol well played
This dance fucking blows.
hahahah not as bad as the sports hernia blows…
(but seriously)
hahahahha john wall is awesome here is the official song and dance to his video its amazing its everywhere !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMzL4Njt48A
i disagree derek, i think this is the john wall video to watch
Comments being deleted? Weak.
john is awesome, so is cousins
just links hommie! we’ll even let this one slide…
Dear TheSportsHernia,
You’re a bunch of nerds and your blog sucks more dick than Elton John on New Year’s Eve 1982.
Love,
Chef Boyardee
u guys suck john wall is a fucking monster!..ya”ll just sum haters man..
aye front yard hero……U GAY!
nah john wall is gay dont get me wrong ill give him props he a good ball player but dang mr wall if your so great how come you can do everything on the court but ya have to steal the so called “john wall dance” man JW is a joke make your own dance fool
ooo and by the way demarcus cousins is gay …and dont forget FAT
while i do agree with FYH that Evan Turner is the best player in the nation, i agree with Dray Da Beast even more that FYH is in fact a homosexual..FAG!!
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Here is my daughters version of the John Wall Dance. It was also featured on http://www.allkyhoops.com in their article about the one and only Mr. John Wall!! Go CATS…….
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