He’s got the anger but I don’t think he’s got the toughness. This kid gets hit in the junk and just does not want to hear it from his pals. A nut-shot video always makes for viral sensation, but his saltiness makes watching this video a brilliant way to spend 30 seconds of your day. Aren’t you supposed to be a hockey player, kid? At least you still have your teeth.

Rolando McLain should have been a Raider back when the NFL didn’t stand for “No Fun League.” He could have WWE’d the shit outta’ guys without ever seeing yellow laundry touch the field. Unfortunately for him we live in an era with sufficient head trauma studies and the zebra’s are going to throw that flag every time. I have a feeling Al Davis didn’t mind giving up 15 yards for the big hit though, which doesn’t say much… the senile terror still hasn’t changed his last pair of oops I crapped my pants.

Rex Ryan would get a chubby if he saw this hit, then he’d grab a handful of M&M’s and sit in front of the computer to watch it again. How come Rugby’s never made it in the States anyway? I mean it’s awesome. No pads, big hits, fast-paced… they could play in the spring during baseball season so ESPN has something worth watching on SportsCenter. Speaking of Rex Ryan, check out one of his soldiers got rocked by 15-year vet Ray Lewis after the jump. More proof that Ray Ray still hits like a Mac Truck.

Good news MMA junkies, another season of TUF is upon us…

Welterweight champ Georges St Pierre and number-one-contender Josh Koscheck will coach opposite each other before battling it out in the cage in December. Before they’re able to punch each other in the face they’ll be evaluating talent in episode two at 10 pm ET on Spike. It’s the second week of qualifying fights, where the 32 fighters duke it out for the chance to be one of the final 16 in the house. It also gives GSP and Kos a chance to scoop out the best talent before making team selections and beginning the tournament to find the next 155 lb. Ultimate Fighter.

If you were a fan of TUF 10 contestant and YouTube phenomenon Kimbo Slice you may fancy lightweight “Bruce Leroy” this season. Dana White’s already said he’s one of his favorites and the ‘fro repping 20-year-old won us over with the backyard performance above. Gotta’ love a guy pulling off the triangle choke in a street fight. Check out more action tonight and pick a favorite fighter to root for throughout the tourney.

There’s no bigger moment in soccer than a shootout, as illustrated brilliantly in cinema masterpiece The Big Green. Unfortunately for the goal keeper above he turned his back after making what he thought was a game-winning save. Instead he gave the ball just enough back-spin to earn a YouTube dunce cap. That’s 1 in 1,000,000.

Wash the bad taste out of your mouth with last weeks’ nastiest soccer goal. A no-looker, airborne, heel shot. I’m not soccer’s number one fan, but wow.

Ronald Flemons grabbed the pigskin off the turf and was looking to “scoop and score,” if only he’d remembered to bring the ball across the goal line. I thought we’d been over this already…? Unfortunately for Flemons the zebras in Canada – unlike their NCAA counterparts here stateside – spotted the drop and took the points off the board. Ultimate fail big guy, at least SportsCenter doesn’t cover the CFL.

Uh oh, it can’t get much worse for boxing great Ricky Hatton. It was just three years ago when “the Hitman” was a top the boxing world at 43-0, then he was TKO’d by pound-for-pound champ Floyd Mayweather and knocked cold again three fights later by Filipino wrecking machine Manny Pacquiao. As we all know, if you aren’t one of the top two names in boxing than no one gives a shit about you, so Hatton’s responded to our disinterest by spending all that pay-per-view money on buggar-sugar and frat sodas. Apparently it’s gotten so bad that a female friend of his video taped the British slugger snorting a few lines of coke in a hotel bathroom… and then sold it to the tabloid savages. What a pal.

What ever happened to fundamentals? We all know WR’s are the biggest prima donnas in sports, but at least they used carry the ball into the endzone before doing a touchdown dance. In last weeks’ college football action we saw two wideouts “DeShawn Jackson” their way to scores. First it was ND’s T.J. Jones, who fumbled the ball into the endzone and out of bounds. This should have taken six off the board and given the ball to Michigan at the 20 but fortunately for golden-domer faithful the zebra missed it. Then Marshall’s Aaron Dobson ran 96 yards just to drop the ball 1 inch short of the goal-line. Check it out after the jump.

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We’ve seen the best Baseketball shot on the net, but never did I expect to see a concoction called Golfsketball turn out so well. That guy broke out the P from about 50 yards and drained a swoosh. Booya.

Meanwhile – in real sports – US Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin announced his four captain’s picks yesterday for this year’s team. The big-news additions are PGA rookie Rickie Fowler and the world’s number one sleaze-ball Tiger Woods. Fowler is a 21-year-old mop top that looks more like the long-lost fourth Jonas brother than an 11 month pro competing with the big dogs. You know all about that other guy I’m sure. Shit, there’s a 1 in 82 chance you’ve had intimate relations with him. Rounding out the picks were Zach Johnson and Stewart Cink, but who cares about those non-adulterating, normal, older dudes.

But in all honestly, this is one badass Ryder Cup team. It’s the only tournament that gives us a chance to enjoy golf as a team sport plus we get an excuse to chug beers and chant USA-USA-USA! Action begins in early October, I can hardly wait.

These boys are giving the Stjarnan fellas a run for their money… I don’t know the team, league, or who played the toilet seat (bravo to him by the way…), but T.O. and his popcorn have been put to shame by these soccer playing sissies. After scoring a goal several teammates gather up to form a human toilet and then get pretend pooped on. Awesome, now it’s your move, Ochocinco.