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We’ve seen the best Baseketball shot on the net, but never did I expect to see a concoction called Golfsketball turn out so well. That guy broke out the P from about 50 yards and drained a swoosh. Booya.

Meanwhile – in real sports – US Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin announced his four captain’s picks yesterday for this year’s team. The big-news additions are PGA rookie Rickie Fowler and the world’s number one sleaze-ball Tiger Woods. Fowler is a 21-year-old mop top that looks more like the long-lost fourth Jonas brother than an 11 month pro competing with the big dogs. You know all about that other guy I’m sure. Shit, there’s a 1 in 82 chance you’ve had intimate relations with him. Rounding out the picks were Zach Johnson and Stewart Cink, but who cares about those non-adulterating, normal, older dudes.

But in all honestly, this is one badass Ryder Cup team. It’s the only tournament that gives us a chance to enjoy golf as a team sport plus we get an excuse to chug beers and chant USA-USA-USA! Action begins in early October, I can hardly wait.

These boys are giving the Stjarnan fellas a run for their money… I don’t know the team, league, or who played the toilet seat (bravo to him by the way…), but T.O. and his popcorn have been put to shame by these soccer playing sissies. After scoring a goal several teammates gather up to form a human toilet and then get pretend pooped on. Awesome, now it’s your move, Ochocinco.

We’ve seen Feds knock a can off some dudes head with serves, but apparently those tennis skills of his extend onto the court as well. Much like his between the leg shot at last years U.S. Open, the tennis savant spanked another one through the five-hole last Monday against Brian Dabul. Check out both of Fed’s tweeners in the video above. What a stud.

Jebus, is there any Latin American sporting event where athletes aren’t lunging into the stands in attempt to bludgeon the fans? Some meat-stick, Mexican body builder wasn’t happy with a judges score card and he felt it’d be best to settle things right there. What ensued was a good ol’ Mexican melee. You’d figure metal chairs and roid rage would be a horrific mix but luckily things never got worse than a playground scuffle… sissies.

Bull fighting has to be the ultimate spectator sport, until the beast makes his way to the stands… Then it’s worse than the recurring nightmare I had in fourth grade where I found out Carrot Top was my biological father. At least we’re safe to enjoy our favorite sporting events from the stand here in the good ol’ USA, unless Ron Artest’s playing of course.

None the less, that bull is far and away more athletic than Albert Haynesworth. Did you see him lunge from the ring to the stands? Holy shit, how are you supposed to escape that thing? This señorita couldn’t even escape a horny golden retriever. Kudos to anyone that made it out alive.

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Do yourself a favor and don’t let your girl go out on some ladies night if Roger Federer is near your demographic. There’s a chance he’s at whatever bar she goes to and there’s a better chance that you don’t stack up quite as impressively as the suave Swiss. Roger was out proving his super-coolness in the viral vid above, where he puts a bottle on a pals head and crushes it with serves.

There’s no doubt it’s badass, but is it real? Let us know what you think in the comments section below!

There must be some golf courses in Alabama… Heisman trophy winner Mark Ingram was kicking it at the range when ESPN cameras caught him doing his best Tiger Woods impression. No, no, no, he didn’t bang a bunch of porn stars and strippers, check out the video and you’ll see what I mean. The dude’s a stud with the pig skin and a sand wedge, Ingram could be the next Dos Equis guy.

Meanwhile, NBA Rookie of the Year Tyreke Evans is challenging Charles Barkley for worst golf stroke from a professional athlete ever. Check out the Sacramento King take a few hacks at it after the jump.

Some folks are trying to punish teams for getting their boogie on, meanwhile, it’s the only thing soccer’s got on American sports favorites such as football and  basketball. Icelandic soccer club Stjarnan appears to spends more time choreographing their celebrations than practicing their dribbling, and why not fellas – your Icelanders, lets slap da’ bass and party!

Check out more of the Stjarnan boys putting Ochocinco to shame after the jump courtesy of our friends at Yahoo!Sports.

7-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong  pedaled the last leg of the race that made him famous Sunday, finishing 23rd after a run of bad breaks and mother time finally gaining on the pedalling wizard.

Well, good riddance.

Lance Armstrong should be the most adored athlete in America. His story should inspire millions to keep fighting and solicit enough donations to cure cancer and aids. His poster ought to be on every kids’ wall world-wide, but instead his name is marred by steroid allegations and we universally hate him.

You know why? Because everyone who’s ever met him has something bad to say about how he wouldn’t snap a picture or sign an autograph. Because he left the woman that stayed at his bedside through all the chemotherapy and recovery for a country music star. Because he thinks that it was noble of him to simply finish the race instead of quitting in the middle because he wasn’t on his way to an 8th championship.

So with that, Lance, we bid you adieu. You’ll always be half the man of our real heroes.

Typically a school bus crash is bad for everyone, but for those in attendance at the Columbus Motor Speedway it was just another day of rubbin’ and racin’. The Germain bus was enjoying a commanding lead until the Toyoda Direct mobile rode the draft into it’s rear and sent it through the fence. Luckily no one was hurt in the collision, it’s just too bad those buses weren’t filled with Jonas Brothers.