Things just got awesome in Cincinnati. T.O., a.k.a. “Team Obviator”, will be joining Chad Ochocinco and Carson Palmer this fall, instantly making the Bengals the most entertaining team in the NFL. We just wish HBO’s Hard Knocks was bringing their cameras back into the butthole of Ohio. But don’t worry fellas, we’ll still be able to get our fix of the two NFL divas on their VH1 reality shows. They certainly aren’t afraid of baring it all in front of cameras. READ MORE >>
(Holy farmers tan) And yet another athlete joins the list of canibusuers, brah. Chris Simms, 29, was pulled over at 1:30 am in New York City when officers detected the scent of marijuana, or some...
(Uh... that was awkward.) Even when Drew was a Boilermaker I couldn't see past that unsightly birthmark on his face. But now, thanks to internet scrutiny and several moments like the one above, the...
Kim Kardashian and her giant ass have chosen a new pro-bowler to prance around as arm candy. Miles Austin, the Dallas Cowboys' 26-year-old wide-receiver, is the latest hubby of the reality TV queen....
For those of you missing God's greatest creation (football, of coarse) I may have the cure, at least for a half-hour on Monday nights... "Dhani Jones Tackles the Globe" features the Bengals' linebacker...
("He's on the punt return team for three years, then he gains 35 pounds of rip in one summer and an attitude to go with it?" -The Program) Steve Lattimer Brian Cushing has been suspended for violating...
NFL great Lawrence Taylor has been charged with raping a 16-year-old in a New York hotel room this morning. The 51-year-old Hall of Famer is no stranger to controversy, nor court rooms, as he's spent...
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is reporting that Steelers’ quarterback Ben Roethlisberger spent the past weekend undergoing behavioral evaluation under the orders of commissioner Roger Goodell. The...
(Photo courtesy of ESPN.com) Updated: The St Louis Rams selected Bradford as the number one pick and Denver took Tebow 25th while Jimmy Clausen and Colt McCoy remain on the board for tonight's action....
I’ve always imagined Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lounging around piano bars on the weekends drunkenly bad-talking ex, current and possible future members of his organization.