MLB

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Pujols goes Yard on Denis Leary

Author: Junior

Alright baseball fans, your sport’s the only one left and we still haven’t given it any love. We know the Rays’ Garza just threw the 5th no-no of the season last night, and that’s great. The Hall of Fame inductions also took place last week and a few likable dudes I’ve never heard of had their names etched into the history books. That’s also good stuff. Unfortunately, we didn’t cover any of it, and we’re sorry for that.

We did catch Albert Pujols, a.k.a. “The Machine”, on the set of Letterman last night though. The Dominican Republic-born slugger found himself in the batters-box opposite Rescue Me star Denis Leary – or as you may know him, the Asshole song guy. Obviously Pujols knocked every ball the mick threw over the plate into the sky, but Letterman went an impressive .500 also.

Check out Albert’s full interview here.

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