Friday, July 30, 2010

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Author: Junior

Kids have historically said hilarious shit, just turn to that show Cosby hosted or the “I like turtles” kid for proof. That’s why it was a sure thing when Jimmy Kimmel hit the streets and asked kids what they thought their favorite athletes made. 40 cents, really kid? Yeah, and they’ll give ya Ferrari if you trade a stick of Juicy Fruit and two rookie cards. Guess whose dad doesn’t have an “Honor Student” bumper sticker on the back of his ’94 Chevy Astro Starcraft?

Have a great weekend Bore nation. Don’t drink and drive and eat fast food and blast the sound system and not have your lights on. Or any lethal combination of those things you crazy hooligans.

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